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Plant Dad, Not A Patriarch

Plant Dad, Not A Patriarch

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He waters his monstera more faithfully than most people text back. He believes in growth in his garden, kids, and society. The Plant Dad, Not a Patriarch T-shirt is for the men redefining fatherhood: gentle, grounded, and guided by empathy, not ego. It’s a statement of care, not control. Of leaves, not legacies.

Because being a Plant Dad, Not a Patriarch, means choosing nurture over dominance, roots over rules, and that’s exactly the kind of world we want to grow in.

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