Texas Tofu Massacre - Plant-Based Horror

Move over chainsaws, the only thing getting sliced here is tofu. Our Texas Tofu Massacre T-shirt is a wickedly funny twist on horror classics, made for herbivores who like their thrills meat-free and their messages bold. Whether you're haunting the Halloween party or just scaring meat-eaters with your protein-packed lifestyle, this tee cuts deep (without cruelty).

Because this Halloween, the only thing terrifying… is how delicious tofu really is. Scream plant-based. Fear not the tofu, fear the truth.