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The Kale Witch Project - Scarily Healthy

The Kale Witch Project - Scarily Healthy

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Something wicked this way chomps… kale! Our Kale Witch Project – Scarily Healthy T-shirt is a hauntingly hilarious nod to cult horror with a leafy green twist. Perfect for plant-based witches, Halloween fanatics, and kale crusaders who believe health can be spooky-good. This tee brews up the perfect blend of eerie and earthy.

Because nothing’s scarier than a life without leafy greens. Summon your inner witch. Stay scarily healthy. Go kale.

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👕Premium Quality: Super soft material for ultimate comfort

🧵100% Airlume Combed Cotton

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💦Wash Inside Out for Best Results

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