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The Only Animals I Eat Are Crackers

The Only Animals I Eat Are Crackers

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Bold, playful, and 100% plant-powered. The The Only Animals I Eat Are Crackers T-shirt is for those who choose compassion over cruelty, and still have room for a snack. Whether you're at a protest, the grocery store, or a family dinner where things get awkward, this tee makes your message clear (with a smile).

Because if it moos, oinks, clucks, or barks — it belongs in your heart, not on your plate. Keep it kind. Keep it crunchy.

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👕Premium Quality: Super soft material for ultimate comfort

🧵100% Airlume Combed Cotton

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💦Wash Inside Out for Best Results

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